Tragically Unreal (^.^)

If you like your coffee hot, make me your coffee pot.

neyruto:

i had the most surreal experience of my life at the mall i was standing by one of those god forsaken meme t-shirt stands and a sweaty pre-teen boy pointed to a shirt and yelled “gandam style” and started to half-heartedly do the dance without taking his eyes off of the shirt. his face was so red. he was tired.

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dumpsterfetus:

stop being rude and start being nude

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torture:

Sexy is my middle name”

Is your first name Not?

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snorlaxatives:

mtv movie awards tonight!!!!! remember when eminem got brunos booty in his face a few years ago good times

meag-an:

thoselonelyeyes:

think about what your dog would say to you if he knew how much you hated yourself

this just changed my life

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nasturbate:

"nice blog"

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

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lindsaylohoean:

how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying

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excluhsive:

When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

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invented:

Are you gonna recycle those bags under your eyes?

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fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.

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My nights are for overthinking, my mornings are for oversleeping.

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

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hardcorefisting:

walmart-stripper:

glennfreysgroupie:

what if your url somehow had something to do with your future

its very possible

no

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oswinoswut:

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samandriel:

If I was an author, I’d go into bookstores and find the shelf with my books, randomly sign one, and put it back on the shelf to be sold. 

I can imagine a few authors doing this

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